Corrupt a Wish

I wish for a grenade!

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish that I was a Starship Ranger!

Granted: But they're off and disgusting.

I want $394.

Granted: But it gets burned.

I wish for my homework to be done.

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaanted but you get all the answers wrong, and you get arrested for cheating

I wish that I didn't have to go to SOSE next :/

That would be paradise for me... (5hrs in drama)

Angyways,

GRANTED: But the assignments you do are 100,000 words long, and are about your worst subject.

I wish for an awesome bedtime story.

Granted, but the villain comes to life and eats you ._.

I wish for a wish...

Yes but you'll work for the rest of your life...

I wish for that one thing in that one place with that one person at that one time while doing that one thing...

Granted... but they're made of pandas T_T

I wish for those pandas to come back to life D:

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanted. But they're zombie pandas and they kill everyone.

I wish for a perverted teddy bear

Granted, but it gets run and ripped apart...

I wish starships were meant to fly...

Granted, but instead it starts to hail... forever O_o

I wish... to be... a superhero!!!

granted but you realize you don't have any powers only the superhero costume

i wish for endless amounts of wishes

Spoiler:

Granted but they all bring you misfortune...

I wish that Deadman Wonderland would continue...

Spoiler:

Granted but then it turns out to be boring and more stupid than anything else before.

I wish life was like Kingdom Hearts

Granted but it sucks

I wish I had a new katana

Granted, but it turns out to have a dark past and a bad spirit

I wish I had a Riku's blade

granted but you find out its made out of cardboard.

I wish life was like bleach on a world wide scale.

Granted.....but your life was made into hell, by Azien

I wish everything on this world was made of candy

Granted... but it's hard to chew.

I wish I had C2 certificate.